Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or what?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda you think of me?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Why are you crying? It’s just a joke!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow w—
MOO!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?Z
Wanda you think of me?