Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road
Seriously, what’s going on with this chicken?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Here are some responses I got from a few of my chicken friends. What would you add?
- “To get to the other side of the road, obviously!”
- “To prove to the other chickens that he wasn’t just a chicken, he was a “crossing” chicken”
- “Because he heard the road was having a sale on worms”
- “To get away from the farmer who was always clucking around”
- “To attend the “Crossing the Road” seminar”
- “To show the possum on the other side that chickens can cross roads too”
- “Because the grass on the other side looked greener”
- “To meet the other side’s chicken population”
- “To escape the daily routine and explore new territories”
- “To get to the gym and work on that chicken leg workout”
- “To go to the other side’s farmer’s market for better corn deals”
- “Because the road was the only way to get to the “Cluckin’ Good” diner”
- “To join the “Road Crossing Revolution” and break free from the traditional “stay on your side of the road” mentality”
- “To attend the “Road Crossing for Dummies” class”
- “To get to the “other side” of life”
- “Because the road was too chicken to come to him”
- “To escape the “cage-free” farm and enjoy some real freedom”
- “To prove to the cows that chickens can moo-ve too”
- “To attend the “Road Crossing 101” course at the community college”
- “To finally fulfill his lifelong dream of becoming a street-crossing chicken”